Who says you can’t laugh at aging? With this cozy crewneck, you’ll be embracing your inner old dog with style. “In Dog Years, I’m Dead” is the perfect blend of humor and comfort, for those who know they’re basically ancient (by canine standards). Whether you’re curled up on the couch or out walking the dog, this sweatshirt will keep you warm while reminding everyone that time flies—especially in dog years. Ideal for chill days, sarcastic moods, and anyone who’s ready to celebrate getting older (without acting it).
